AN ASS climbed up to the roof of a building, and frisking about there, broke in the tiling. The owner went up after him and quickly drove him down, beating him severely with a thick wooden cudgel. The Ass said, "Why, I saw the Monkey do this very thing yesterday, and you all laughed heartily, as if it afforded you very great amusement."<p>It's now a running joke how Leonardo DiCaprio seemingly can't win an Oscar despite being nominated countless times and actually starring in Oscar winning movies. This year, with the movie The Revenant, it seems like he might finally get it.</p><p>But it's not done yet and that's what inspired a silly web game called Leo's Red Carpet Rampage. In it, you play as the actor pursing your Oscar that never seems to be within your grasp.</p><p>You'll encounter other nominees like Bryan Cranston nominated for Trumbo, you'll partake in silly minigames like crawling to your car (a reference to The Wolf of Wall Street) and plenty of silly pop culture references.</p><p>It's sweet and short but best of all, it plays well on your mobile devices and features controls made for it.</p>Try it now by following this link.<p>Innospark has launched its strategic RPG, Hero Sky: Epic Guild Wars, on iOS and Android.</p><p>Hero Sky is a fantasy RPG / RTS hybrid in which you craft your own flying fortress and build up an army of powerful soldiers and various heroes to save the world from the forces of evil or take the fight to fellow players - that choice is yours.</p><p>Unlike other collect 'em up strategy titles, Hero Sky gives you a force to be reckoned with at the very beginning of the game but you can still collect over 100 more heroes during the course of the game.</p><p>Each individual hero can be levelled up, customised, and evolved by combining heroes, growing in power and learning new skills and abilities in the process.</p><p>If you're into PvE, there are over 50 single player dungeons to battle your way through, a Fever Mode, which offers bonus power each five consecutive victories, a Quick Battle for those who enjoy faster-paced battling, and Hell's Gate, a tower defence mode that pits you against the forces of Hades himself.</p><p>There's plenty here to like for strategy fans, who will appreciate unique battle tactics like the Trojan Horse, which takes your troops and drops them right in the heart of your enemy's fortress, and the ability to combine heroes to evolve them and change up your hero collection to match your chosen play style.</p><p>Hero Sky: Epic Guild Wars is available now from the App Store [download] and Google Play [download].</p>This article is sponsored as part of Steel Media Preferred Partners.
<p>If you're not paying attention to digital board gaming, then you're missing out on some really interesting ideas. Ideas like Tabletopia, which has just come out for iPad.</p><p>Essentially, it's an app that lets you play board games on your tablet. But it's so much more than that. There's no AI or computer interference - you're getting the full table top experience, just on a touchscreen device.</p><p>If that wasn't enough, you can also create and playtest your own board games on the app. If that doesn't get your creative juices flowing, then I don't know what will.</p>
A LION roaming by the seashore saw a Dolphin lift up its head out of the waves, and suggested that they contract an alliance, saying that of all the animals they ought to be the best friends, since the one was the king of beasts on the earth, and the other was the sovereign ruler of all the inhabitants of the ocean. The Dolphin gladly consented to this request. Not long afterwards the Lion had a combat with a wild bull, and called on the Dolphin to help him. The Dolphin, though quite willing to give him assistance, was unable to do so, as he could not by any means reach the land. The Lion abused him as a traitor. The Dolphin replied, "Nay, my friend, blame not me, but Nature, which, while giving me the sovereignty of the sea, has quite denied me the power of living upon the land."
Updated 3rd November, 12:38 PM: As opposed to what was tweeted earlier in the week, Football Manager Mobile 2017 will be launching on Thursday 17th November instead of tomorrow (sorry kiddies).<p>However according to the folks at Sports Interactive, we've got another game to look forward to tomorrow instead. Both Football Manager 2017 (PC/Mac) and Football Manager Touch 2017 (for high-end tablets) will be hitting stores tomorrow.</p><p>With game names as similar as these three, it's easy enough to get them mixed up, but hey.</p><p>We'll keep you updated with Football Manager Touch 2017's release.</p><p>Woah. Put down your forks, books, or giant novelty mobile phones, ladies and gents, it looks like Football Manager (handheld) is coming to tablets this Friday.</p><p>Talk about a bombshell.</p><p><p>@Juan_v_Phillips You can get beta access on desktop now. Tablet version coming on Friday.— Football Manager (@FootballManager) November 1, 2016 A tweet from their official account said that where the desktop version is currently in beta, the tablet version is coming out on Friday.</p><p>Football Manager is a quick and accessible management sim which still packs a hell of a punch, featuring all of the world's top players and leagues to sink your teeth into.</p>FAR: Lone Sails Mod FAR: Lone Sails v1.31 mod Features:Google paid games free purchase- Master your vessel: Maintain and upgrade your vehicle to overcome numerous obstacles and natural hazards.- Discover a unique world: Explore a desolate dried-out seabed, follow the trails of your people and find relics and buildings, that tell the story of a civilization on the run.- Experience an atmospheric journey: Let the sky full of clouds pass by and heed the wind that drives your sails towards the horizon.- A Zombie-free Post-Apocalypse: It's just you and your machine vs. the big nothing.Traverse a dried-out seabed littered with the remains of a decaying civilization. Keep your unique vessel going, overcome numerous obstacles and withstand the hazardous weather conditions. How far can you make it? What will you find?
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